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Song Parodies -> "The Inaccurate Confection (Album)"

Original Song Title:

"The Immaculate Collection"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"The Inaccurate Confection (Album)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Parody of each song from Madonna's first "greatest hits" collection, written mostly with a bent towards surreal, stream-of-consciousness parody writing (similar to my "White" album, elsewhere on amiright.com). Comments are appreciated.
"Confess For Your Health" orginally "Express Yourself"
"Crazy Voodoo" orginally "Crazy For You"
"Crucify The Glove" orginally "Justify My Love"
"Ethereal World" orginally "Material Girl"
"Excuse Me" orginally "Rescue Me"
"Finish The Thought" orginally "Cherish"
"Holyday" orginally "Holiday"
"I Fell Apart" orginally "Open Your Heart"
"Mama Used Bleach" orginally "Papa Don't Preach"
"No Permanence" orginally "La Isla Bonita"
"Prophecy" orginally "Live To Tell"
"Red Light, Green Light" orginally "Lucky Star"
"Rogue" orginally "Vogue"
"Walk Into The Grove" orginally "Into The Groove"
"What Do You Care?" orginally "Like A Prayer"
"What's Your Version?" orginally "Like A Virgin"
Copyright 2001, Agrimorfee. Hope you enjoyed this.

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Kristof Robertson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy cow (or burger, seance, penny, penguin....)- that was a mindf**k of epic proportions! I thought my entry into the world of the surreal (see tomorrow) was strange, but I supplicate myself before the master. What ever you're on, they need to up the dose....btw, 555

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