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Song Parodies -> "Dye My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Dye My Hair"

Parody Written by:

Kyle B.

The Lyrics

An ode to Madonna's ever-changing style...
Fashion's a mystery, nobody looks quite like me
I am so beautiful
And I'm near for-ty

When the era shifts, I like to dye my hair
Got brand new clothes, and piercings everywhere
For about 3 hours, I have got the power
I dye my hair, you know I've got to dare

Goin' with the flow, so I can get record deals
I'm filthy rich, got brand new wheels
Fans are screaming
Take off my shades, oh god! I can't believe it
Somebody bought clothes just like mine
Concert's canceled!

When the era shifts, I like to dye my hair
Got brand new clothes, and piercings everywhere
For about 3 hours, I have got the power
I dye my hair, you know I've got to dare

I'm like a child, I do not know what I want
Decisions suck, don't know what I want
Gotta be stylin'
"It's three-o-clock!" Punk-rock is now not stylin'
No more grunge, no suspenders
No loop earrings!

When the era shifts, I like to dye my hair
Got brand new clothes, and piercings everywhere
For about 3 hours, I have got the power
I dye my hair, you know I've got to dare

Fashion's a mystery, nobody looks quite like me
I am so beautiful
And I'm near for-ty

I dye my hair, got piercings everywhere
Don't fret, you will see; it's really hard for me
I've got to go! That's so 5-min's ago
I dye my hair, no choice, rejoice, I've got to dare

(Choir)

Madonna, she dyes her hair
It's a mystery

(repeat)

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MrMacphisto - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
so true... lol
neminem - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice.
antony a - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
i love the original song and this one is as interesting and fun,well done,I think

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