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Song Parodies -> "Republican Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Republican Girl"

Parody Written by:

Mark Hoolihan

The Lyrics

In honor of Condoleeza Rice's refusal to testify before the commission President Bush appointed.
I'm a lackey, Bush he backs me
I think that's OK
If the commission tries to ask me
I'll just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't make me do what's right
Cause Bu$hco with it's cold hard cash
Is always mister right 'cause we are

Living in a Republican world
And I am a Republican girl
You know that we are living in a Republican world
And I am a Republican girl

So we ignored terrorist threats
That's all right with me
If they can't prove it I'll repeat lies
Say "top priority"

Networks cry and Fox news lies but
I don't have to play
Only truths that Bush approves
Am I allowed to say, cause we are


Living in a Republican world (Republican)
Living in a Republican world
Living in a Republican world (Republican)
Living in a Republican world

Truth we make up truth we change
And that's all right you see
My boss he has made me rich
And now they're after me 'cause everybody's


A Republican, a Republican, A Republican, A Republican world

Living in a Republican world (Republican)
Living in a Republican world

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2004 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd

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Blethar - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT! Great pacing, good funny if you could release it...
Agrimorfee - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Angry When Wet - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Yesterday's news. Dr. Rice had already testified for four hours to the commish, and she will again, only in public this time. Oh, yeah - Fox Rox, and what did "Little Willie" EVER do during eight years in office to stop terrorism, after the USS Cole incident or the Twin Tower bombing in 1993...hmmm?
Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Now showing: Timothy Bottoms as a smart George W. Bush, and Angela Bassett as a dumb Condi Rice in..."Freaky Friday 2: The West Wing!" And what did The Big Man ever do? Well, the guys who bombed the WTC in February '93 are in jail, and unlike the moron who succeeded him (he couldn't possibly replace him), he actually bombed bin Laden in August '98, but you guys weren't paying attention, because you thought his "sex" life was more important. Yes, Angry, you're all wet. Let's not forget the right-wing bastards who blew up the Oklahoma City Federal Building in April '95 were caught. One's in jail and the other's in hell.
judge judy - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
you two should get a room. parodies are for fun, not politics. kindly keep your political trash off this site
MrMacphisto - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
*hums to the tune of Goody-Two shoes* "Judy... Judy new blues" Good song, man... and Willie was far better at foreign policy and national security than Bush #2. The fact that you didn't hear anything about it is the point... National security requires secrecy....

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