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Song Parodies -> "Cereal Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Cereal Girl"

Parody Written by:

Kyle B.

The Lyrics

Some brands are good, some brands are bad
Most of 'em are OK
If they don't give good nutrient
I just say "No way,"

They can bribe with shiny toys
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the kind that's packed with carbs
Is always never right, 'cause we are

Eating in a cereal world,
And I am a cereal girl
You know that we are eating in a cereal world
And I am a cereal girl

Some have oats and some have grains
They will make me smile
And if I taste but one marshmallow
I'll be fat for awhile

Some brands try, but their labels lie
I don't buy those, no
'Cause do not want to eat
Lots of sugar loads

And we are

Eating in a cereal world
And I am a cereal girl
You know that we are eating in a cereal world
And I am a cereal girl

Eating in a cereal world (cereal)
Eating in a cereal world
(repeat)

I like bran and I like flakes
And they're alright you see
Reading labels makes me wise
And I know what to eat, 'cause everybody's

Eating in a cereal world
And I am a cereal girl
You know that we are eating in a cereal world
And I am a cereal girl

It's a cereal, it's a cereal, it's a cereal, it's a cereal world

Eating in a cereal world (cereal)
Eating in a cereal world
Eating in a cereal world (cereal)
Eating in a cereal world

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
444. Pretty cool.
bb - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
when i was little i thought the song was called 'cerial girl'
Brett - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Cute, but it's been done. Back when the song was new there was a kids' radio show on public radio called Kidsamerica. Some kids sent in a song along these lines. "Some eat Chex and some eat Kix and some eat Cap'n Crunch, Like these cereals so much that they would eat 'em again for lunch. Cause we are living in a cereal world and I am a cereal girl..."
Brandon Reina - August 09, 2015 - Report this comment
That song was on Sesame Street. Chex became enormously popular as General Mills owns the trademark due to it being a trail snack mix and not a breakfast cereal anymore.

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