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Song Parodies -> "I Fell Apart"

Original Song Title:

"Open Your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"I Fell Apart"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

The logical thing to do with this song was keep the heartache evident from the original song and write it from a completely different point of view.
Look out!

I saw you on the street, I started to cry
I cracked the mirror with my hand and screamed, "Why?!"
If you would just come and dance with me
I would go away and let you be
You refuse to see it my way
My body structure is harder than his
How could you not be attracted to this, babe?

(Chorus)
I fell apart today, baby
I want the love that you won't give me
I fell apart, callin'
I want the love you won't return to me

Your rejection of me is quite unwise--oh baby
Why do you compare me to other guys?
Walking up and down the city streets
Trying to understand your motives
The sky takes on the color of gray
Tomorrow is another day
I'm lots of fun, now this much is true
Don't make me start crying, I'm going to get you
(Chorus)

I fell apart so sadly
It's been such a lonely summer

Ah, ah ah, ah, ah

I fell apart, wouldn't you love me?
Here is my card, leave a message for me
I'm lots of fun, now this much is true
Don't make me start crying, I'm going to get you
(chorus, fade)

Copyright 2001, Agrimorfee.

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bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) Aw, poor you. SUCKER! Nice work, Agrimorfee.
Johnny D - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) Yeah, you DID twist that around, you sick bastard! 555!
Matthias - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Quite the Emo Song, I don't really like Emos but I do like the insulting of them. 555!
Rick C - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Woah! Well written, Agri. 555
Stuart McArthur - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUV) I so sympathise Agri - what's the point of having a hard body structure if it doesn't pull the babes? don't those gals read the rules? - 555
S.T.G. - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(luvcomp) I enjoyed this parody. I really did. Good job, 555s
Arwen - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
LOVE...see, I've yet to turn away any hard bodied fellas that are falling apart over me. Except for the hairy backed hard bodied fellas...but that goes without saying. =) Nice job here, Agri...
Luke Brattoni - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) Very well written. Nice stuff, Agri.
Larry Hensley - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUV) Nice one.
Agrimorfee - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the 555s everyone! I know now that you really, really like me! :)

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