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Song Parodies -> "St. Louis Blues"

Original Song Title:

"True Blue"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"St. Louis Blues"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Harder

The Lyrics

Hey!
What?
Listen

They have so many tries
They give their fans a lot of lies
Cause they have dismal playoff runs
After good regular seasons
They're in the Central divison
With the Detroit Red Wings
But no matter how good they are
They exit in the first round, 'cause they are

St. Louis
The team from Missouri
Osgood can't stop the puck
For the St. Louis Blues

Pronger & MacInnis
The anchors of the defense
Pavol Demitra he is
The leading scorer on the team instead
Or how about Keith Tkachuk
A buffoon with an expensive contract
That sent Nagy, Handzus and Taafe
To the Phoenix Coyotes, I said

St. Louis
The team from Missouri
Osgood can't stop the puck
For the St. Louis Blues

They're from St. Lou
Larry Pleau is the manin charge
Quenneville's the coach
Cause they run the St. Louis Blues

No more Brett Hull, their best player
Now they got Danton and Mellanby
Salvador and Jackman
As a result of cost cutting moves

There will be no Stanley Cup
There will be no Stanley Cup
There will be no Stanley Cup
There will be no Stanley Cup

Well they have 21 straight
Playoff appearances to date
But they can't get past the second round
And haven't come close to the final

Not even Gretzky or Grant Fuhr
Could take them to the Cup Finals
Roman Turek came the closest in 2001
Don't you know that the team is cursed in

St. Louis
The team from Missouri
Osgood can't stop the puck
For the St. Louis Blues
The Blues
The saddest playoff team in the NHL
Can't pass the semi-final round
And the Savvis Centre crowd goes home all blue

'Cause they are the Blues, the St. Louis Blues
Pronger, Demitra, MacInnis

Osgood, Danton, Mellanby, Tkachuk and Mayers
They are the St. Louis Blues baby

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