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Kyle B.

The Lyrics

This song, 'Vague,' is about a fat, worthless person becoming a superstar. Hope you enjoy this vague song...
Pick your nose
Pick your nose
Vague, vague, vague
Vague, vague, vague

Look around,
Everywhere you go there's heartburn
From everything that you eat (look around)
You try, everything including rolaids
Relief for pain that you know (pain that you know)

When all else fails and you want to be
More significant than you are today
I know a place where you can learn balet
It's called Dance Galore, next to the Pants Store, so


Come on, vague (vague)
Let your body hang out of your clothes
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vague (vague)
Let your body flow as you go
Before-I-beat-you to it

All you need, is your own registration
And remember what it is for (know what it's for)
Go inside, dance class is an inspiration
Don't forget to open the door (open up the door)

Like Michael Jackson, go from black to white
And change from boy to a girl
Get your cold blood pumping, before you end your life
You're a superstar, who stole somebody's car, and you know it

Chorus -

Beauty's yours if you can find it
Just make sure you don't crush and grind it
Your soles will become musical
Then you dance so, beautiful
Matching coat, disco ball
Superstar on the dance floor

Chorus -

Vague (vague)
Beauty's there, you'll find it (jiggle to the music)
Vague (vague)
Beauty's there, you'll find it (hang out of your clothes)

Greta's garbage, like Monroe
Deitrich was garbagio
Marlon Brando sees Jimmy Dean
Sausage ad in a magazine

Grace's smelly, hollow, mean
Pictured as a porno queen
Gene Kelly, washed out by rain
Ginger Rogers, what a pain

They didn't have style, what a disgrace
Rita Hayworth and her worthless face
Lauren, katherine, they're all poo
Bette Davis, she's poo too

Ladies and bad attitudes
Fellows with their angry moods
They just stood there, didn't get to it
Your better than them, there's nothing to it

Vague, vague, vague, vague

Oooh, you'e got to
Let your body hang out of your clothes
Oooh, you've got to just
Let your body, flow on the go
Oooh, you've got to
Vague, vague, vague, vague, vague.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
433 Yes this is vague, but nevertheless the pacing makes up for a lot.

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