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Song Parodies -> "Like Detergent"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Like Detergent"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Picture the video : Me rolling around in dirty clothes no jk...or am I?
My dirty clothes are looking cruel
Somehow they made it through
Theyre still in the laundry now
Yes, Ill wash it soon
I got stuff, that was on my feet
But no hat, it's clean as new
But Ill make it look
Really clean and new
With something, that I will use
Like detergent
Washing for the very first time
Like detergent
When they are clean
They will all shine
Gonna need some Surf, and some Tide
I need to start it fast
Need some all, and some Gain
Some Shout , won't be a pain
I need to, put in Clorox
Put in the stuff that looks like salt
Get that liquid all pored out
Close up the washer
Set it to "Normal", make it all clean
Like detergent
Washing for the very first time
Like detergent
When they are clean
They will all shine
Oooh, oooh, oooh
They'll look fine,. And they'll shine
These clean clothes, are all mine
Cause I made them clean
Yeah I made them clean
Now they're ready to dry
Like detergent
Washing for the very first time
Like detergent
When they are clean
They will all shine
Like detergent, ooh, ooh
Like detergent
My clothes are all now dry
Now they're all clean, they're all dry, , Im all done, Im so glad
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
My clothes will be clean
Till the very next time

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Laurence Dunne - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is always ripe for parody. Your pacing was good. You might want to try to increase the humor element though.
Guy - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, pace is better on this one. 5,4,4. What Laurence said.
Peregrin - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep! Pacing much better Jack!
david - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
that was awesome. i liked it. i dont know the entire song by heart so i cant really tell if the pacing is on or off or anything.. but with the parts i did know (chorus) it was great!

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