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Song Parodies -> "Academic Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Academic Girl"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

Starlette Victory, seductress of the genius school! The way to an intellectual love goddess is through her grade point average! Yes, most of my songs are about life at the genius school, I write what I know...
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't get me college credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the full spark notes
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are


Living in an academic world
And I am an academic girl
You know that we are living in an academic world
And I am an academic girl

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's too strange for me
If they can't raise my average then I
Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play
Only boys who type my papers
Make my rainy day, 'cause they are


Living in an academic world (academic)
Living in an academic world

Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me smart
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's


An academic, an academic, an academic, an academic world

Living in an academic world (academic)
Living in an academic world
[repeat and fade]

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neminem - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice. You might like my Ubergeek parody, in which I share my love for girl-geeks everywhere ;-). For that matter, a ton of my newer songs have been about my new school, Harvey Mudd College, a genius school if there ever was one. I write what I know, too. *checks out your other parodies*. I do have to say though, although this parody was witty, the idea is a bit of a stretch - academic has 4 syllables and material has 3. But I'll forgive you.
anny - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

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