Song Parodies -> Like A Freshman
| Original Song Title: | "Like A Virgin" |
| Original Performer: | Madonna |
| Parody Song Title: | "Like A Freshman" |
| Parody Written by: | Starlette Victory |
This is a song about accursed midterms and how very clueless and green I feel every year when they roll around, just like I did freshman year.
I made it through the semester Somehow I made it through
We all knew how lost I was
I thought I was screwed I was beat, incomplete
And I had way too much to do
But now I just feel
Yeah, now I just feel
Clueless and blue
Like a freshman
Screwed for the very first time
Like a freshman
When my heart beats
Six-eight time Gonna study all weekend, boy
My fear's approaching fast
I just don't know what to do
How long can one week last
Between lines, hear me whine
Tests are long, yeah when it gets cold
Oh midterms dull out
Yeah, midterms dull out
What was bright and bold
That old grindstone I grind
I'll be dead 'till the end of time
Cause right now I feel
Yeah, right now I feel
Like I should run and hide
Like a freshman Screwed for the very first time
Like a freshman
When my heart beats
Six-eight time
Like a freshman
Like a freshman
Feels so sick inside
When I study,
and my heart beats,
and mom kills me
God, help me.
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?
We all knew how lost I was
I thought I was screwed I was beat, incomplete
And I had way too much to do
But now I just feel
Yeah, now I just feel
Clueless and blue
Like a freshman
Screwed for the very first time
Like a freshman
When my heart beats
Six-eight time Gonna study all weekend, boy
My fear's approaching fast
I just don't know what to do
How long can one week last
Between lines, hear me whine
Tests are long, yeah when it gets cold
Oh midterms dull out
Yeah, midterms dull out
What was bright and bold
That old grindstone I grind
I'll be dead 'till the end of time
Cause right now I feel
Yeah, right now I feel
Like I should run and hide
Like a freshman Screwed for the very first time
Like a freshman
When my heart beats
Six-eight time
Like a freshman
Like a freshman
Feels so sick inside
When I study,
and my heart beats,
and mom kills me
God, help me.
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?
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Oh boy, do I know that one. Guess what I should be doing right now, instead of being here? Yup, studying for a. physics, b. chem, c. math and d. computer science finals.
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