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Song Parodies -> "Stranded on Planet Titan"

Original Song Title:

"Pretender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Stranded on Planet Titan"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

The following song parody is my 9th Marvel song parody of a song from “Like a Virgin (‘85 reissue).” And yes, it is a spoiler song parody. This spoiler song parody is about Tony “Iron Man” Stark being stranded on Planet Titan. Stark suffers defeat from Thanos. His fellow Avengers, Dr. Strange and Spider-Man, fade away from Titan, because of Thanos stealing all the Stones of Infinity and inserting them into his glove. Stark senses that nearly the entire human population also fade away on Earth, and is worried about all the other Avengers, the X-Men, and the Guardians of the Galaxy on Earth. The lyrics of this Marvel song parody are a bit similar to lyrics of Rush songs, like The Weapon and Red Sector A. Anyways, this Marvel spoiler song parody is a view from Tony “Iron Man” Stark (And the outro will have another little spoiler).
I lost Avengers, Thanos destroyed the day
He’s a destroyer, yeah, he stole the stones away
The Earth’s in danger, most humans fade away
By evil power, of Thanos’ gold glove

That Dr. Strange and the great Spider-Man
Have died away on this Planet Titan
The color stones are what Thanos received
A loss of lives is so hard to believe

Am I the last Avenger to survive?
‘Cause I don’t really know, if my mates remain alive
If there’s a ship I could hop in and fly,
I will fly back to Earth and make that Thanos die

I lost Avengers
I lost Avengers

Thanos will pay for all his stupid crimes
This big ol’ war has been a waste of time
Thanos’ big glove erased the humankind
Thanos has robbed us blind, he is way out of his mind

I lost Avengers, and the X-Men today
The Silver Surfer, where has he gone today?
Thanos the killer, got stones on his glove

Where are the Hulk and the Almighty Thor?
Where are the Guardians? Have they died in the war?
I know this war has been so dangerous
But my world will not get eaten by Galactus

I wonder if the silver man’s in space
Confronting Galactus, both chatting face-to-face
Over Thanos making every human die
But, I hope Galactus won’t bake Earth like a pie

I wish that I could travel back in time
And stop Thanos and his stupid war crimes
And then go save all of the humankind
Thanos has a sick mind

Thanos has made the humans die
Thanos would try to steal and lie
The Earth is what Thanos can’t buy
Thanos will die, to pay for all his war crimes

He’s a destroyer,
He is a monster,
He’s an invader, with his big gold glove

I lost Avengers, yeah, are they on Earth today?
The Earth’s in danger, yeah, Thanos destroyed the day
That evil master, I wish he’d fade away
I lost Avengers, we lost to Thanos today

He’s a destroyer,
He’s an eraser,
He is a stealer, he stole the stones away
The stones of color, are all on his glove
Nine song parodies down, one more to complete my Infinity War album parody of “Like a Virgin (‘85 reissue).” Up next: A Marvel song parody of “Stay,” which will be about Captain Marvel & The Fantastic Four.

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