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Song Parodies -> "Eating Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Virgin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Eating Chicken"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

I finally went to taste it
So I went and broke through
Didn't know how good it was
Until my first chew

I tried a breast, and the rest
It's the best, I'd eat it off the floor
And it makes me feel
Yeah, it makes me feel
Like I need more

Eating chicken
Tasting for the very first time
Eating chicken
When you're on piece three
Well I'm on nine

Better give me all your leftovers
My plate is fading fast
Better save some for me
'Cause only mine won't last

It taste so fine, and it's mine
It makes me strong, after it's sold
I prefer it thawed out
Yeah, I prefer it thawed out
But I'd eat it ice cold

Eating chicken
Tasting for the very first time
Eating chicken
When you're on piece three
Well I'm on nine

It taste so fine, and it's mine
It makes me strong, after it's sold
I prefer it thawed out
Yeah, I prefer it thawed out
But I'd eat it ice cold

Eating chicken
Tasting for the very first time
Eating chicken
When you're on piece three
Well I'm on nine

Eating chicken, ooh, ooh
Eating chicken
Feel so good inside
When it's juicy, And it taste best, with some gravy

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you tell what I wanna eat
Around dinnertime

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Floyd's Garage - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Looks like we were both in a Madonna mood yesterday. Good job
Brady Twins - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent food song! 445

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