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Song Parodies -> "He's a Zombie"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"He's a Zombie"

Parody Written by:

Chris Rudesill

The Lyrics

John Kerry
He made it past Hyannisport
Somehow he made it through
Didn't know how hard it was
'Till they got there too

He was dead, eatin' brains
I was mad, I was horrified
How could they let that guy
How could they let that guy
Be a candidate...


He's A Zombie, Hey,
Dead since the viet-nam war
He's A Zoooommmbie,
Want to be our, pre-si-dent...

Gonna give me higher taxes
My fear is rising fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only tax can last

Brains are fine, tasty too
Make him strong, yeah they him bold
Killin' babies too
Yeah, full term baaaaabies too
Cause their brains taste best...


Oooh, oooh, oooh

He's so fine and he's mine
Kennedy's, own zombie slave
'Cause he makes him feel
Yeah, he makes him feel
Powerful inside


He's a zombie, ooh, ooh
He's a zombie
Feels so good inside
When he loses, and his heart stops, and he's buried

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can you smell the brains
Tasting good tonight...

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