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Song Parodies -> "Shoot That Squirrel!"

Original Song Title:

"Who's That Girl"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Shoot That Squirrel!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A common problem... when not in the trash cans or raiding the gardens, squirrels are at the bird feeders!
Shoot that squirrel! Shoot that squirrel!

When you see it, be prepared to kiss your seeds goodbye
It’s trouble, pesky tree rat at the bird feeder
Disaster, its cunning burns you up inside
You're cursing really loud
You’re just fed up, squirrel’s defiant

[Chorus]
Gonna load up my shotgun, shoot that squirrel!
Watch it drop, gonna be fun, shoot that squirrel!
Gonna load up my shotgun, shoot that squirrel!
Watch it drop, gonna be fun, shoot that squirrel!

You try to defeat it, Vaseline with Cayenne
Shepherd‘s Hook, but the squirrel has got a plan
So hard for you to beat, each time you end up foiled
Now you're facing total defeat
You’re just fed up, squirrel’s defiant

Gonna load up my shotgun, shoot that squirrel!
Watch it drop, gonna be fun, shoot that squirrel!
Gonna load up my shotgun, shoot that squirrel!
Watch it drop, gonna be fun, shoot that squirrel!

[Intermediate]
Feeder locked tight, so the birds can eat
Baffle mods right, but the squirrel is agile!

Fast thinking...

Disaster, its cunning burns you up inside
You're cursing really loud
You’re just fed up, squirrel’s defiant

Gonna load up my shotgun, shoot that squirrel!
Watch it drop, gonna be fun, shoot that squirrel!
Gonna load up my shotgun, shoot that squirrel!
Watch it drop, gonna be fun, shoot that squirrel!

Feeder locked tight, so the birds can eat
Baffle mods right, but the squirrel is agile!

Holy cow! It got to it again!!!

Shoot that squirrel!
POW! Shot that squirrel!
POW! Shot that squirrel!
With both barrels!

Gonna load up my shotgun, shoot that squirrel!
Watch it drop, gonna be fun, shoot that squirrel!
Gonna load up my shotgun, shoot that squirrel!
Watch it drop, gonna be fun, shoot that squirrel!

One down, but in the trees many tails unfurl!
Damn those squirrels!!!
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2Eagle - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Get a cat.
Rob Arndt - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
I once saw a bird chasing a cat chasing a squirrel! Yeah, something right out of the cartoons but the bird was a Bluejay and not a raptor!
Porfle Popnecker - July 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one! Although I like squirrels as much as birds. My neighborhood is like living in a forest or a city park--birds and squirrels all over the place.

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