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Song Parodies -> "Knife in Your Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Open Your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Knife in Your Heart"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More on Blonde Valkyrie and her exploits in the Soviet Zone of Occupation in 1945...
[Spoken]
Lights out!

I watch you on the Straße as you walk on by
Carry a Nagant, but you’re still gonna die
Proud of your defeat of Germany
But blind to the hate that burns inside of me
You should have never come this way
Werwolfen love to hide in the darkness
I lust for your blood, part of the Resistance

[Chorus]
Knife in your heart, bleed pig, Ivan
To die here, NOW, is your destiny
Knife in your heart, bleed pig, (of) Stalin
I give it a shove, kill you with ease

I think it’s great I caught you by surprise
You look a little pale Slav, I wonder why
I am a female, but I am not weak
We operate as the SS taught us
In the Fatherland, you're not welcome to stay
Here, is gonna be your fresh grave
Don't try to scream, wire wrapped around your throat
You’re growing cold in your blood-soaked overcoat

Knife in your heart, bleed pig, Ivan
To die here, NOW, is your destiny
Knife in your heart, bleed pig, (of) Stalin
I give it a shove, kill you with ease

Knife in your heart, bleed, you pig
Night attacks reduce your numbers

Ja, ja, ja, ja
Knife in your heart, I killed you with ease
It's not that hard, am devoted Nazi

Don't try to scream, wire wrapped around your throat
You’re growing cold in your blood-soaked overcoat

Knife in your heart, bleed pig, Ivan
To die here, NOW, is your destiny
Knife in your heart, bleed pig, (of) Stalin
I give it a shove, kill you with ease

Knife in your heart made you bleed

Knife in your heart, I killed you with ease
It's not that hard, am devoted Nazi
[repeat and fade]





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AFW - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Unique offering from the espionage table
Porfle Popnecker - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I knew who this would be about from the title!
Rob Arndt - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys ! Apparently someone didn't like the theme and 1-bombed me, but life goes on. AFW, BV wasn't a spy, she was a SS Werwolf (which is rare) who operated in the Soviet Zone of Occupation in 1945. Very little is known about the Werwolves and activities b/c the Allies covered much of it up. But since the records are open to some degree now, more information is available. One cannot say that they were fo no consequence when you have the Western Allies demolishing villages and shooting people for their activities and the Soviets re-raping German women even after Stalin's 2 week approval. The female Werwolf that led the SS to kill the Mayor of Aachen is well-known and survived but BV is little-known. I know of her from my family ties in Germany. My parodies are not funny but historical and slightly exaggerated. She DID kill up to 16 Red soldiers using a Puma knife, garrot wire, rat poison, and one automatic weapon... but I do not know the exact circumstances of all the kills, so I use her at night in the rubble. Werwolfen usually operated at night anyway and she knew Berlin well. Her weapon is just a guess of Gustloff VG 1-5. It was not a bolt-action Mauser, so it could be any Volkssturm weapon issued or SS type like the STG-44 (unlikely though). Possibly a simple MP-40 or captured Russian PPSh-41. But she used the knife rather well.

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