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Song Parodies -> "(Blood)Rayne"

Original Song Title:

"Rain"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"(Blood)Rayne"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

From the PS games "BloodRayne"... the tale of a Damphir born of rape by the evil Vampire Kagan and sought-out by the Brinstone Society to kill the vampires of the world. Rayne is a one-woman killing machine armed with twin mechanical swords, a hook device, and drains Vampires of their blood by "feeding" off them. And sometimes, she even gets to use her Carpathian Dragons :)
[Spoken]
I feel it, she's coming

[Chorus:]
Rayne, blood drips from her Damphir lips
Her twin blades dismembering
Looks like you've been cut down by
Rayne, killing like no tomorrow
Your blood's been drained
Or sprayed like fallen crimson rain

When your limbs are sent flying
And your dark Vampire magic has no appeal
When you die by her twin swords
The Old Tongue your last words, you were evil
Rayne is what Brimstone has sent
The Society's most cunning agent
Call her a fool but you know she's not
She's gonna raise her swords and take your head right off
'Cause she's Blood

Rayne, blood drips from her Damphir lips
Her twin blades dismembering
Looks like you've been cut down by
Rayne, killing like no tomorrow
Your blood's been drained
Or sprayed like fallen crimson rain

When you looked into her eyes
And you cursed her goodbye she showed no fear
When you turned the other way
Did you hear her say
She'd waited through the dark nights for the perfect time
To slash you to pieces, watch you die
That she'd returned to get the job done
And now she fought the good fight, covered in your blood
'Cause she's Blood

Rayne, blood drips from her Damphir lips
Her twin blades dismembering
Looks like you've been cut down by
Rayne, killing like no tomorrow
Your blood's been drained
Or sprayed like fallen crimson rain

She spills your blood, she spills your blood
And she stays, never goes away

[Spoken]
Stalking is the hardest thing
(It's strange I feel like I've met you before)
I tell myself that if I dismember you
(And I want to exterminate you)
To watch your blood pool
(On the floor)
With all my heart and all my soul
(When I've killed you)
That by sheer force of will
(I feel like a tragical child)
I will put your species down
(Exploding in rage)
And with screaming sounds you'll disappear
(I'm going wild)
You surrender to me, in blood

Rayne is what Brimstone has sent
The Society's most cunning agent
Call her a fool but you know she's not
She's gonna raise her swords and take your head right off
'Cause she's Blood

Rayne, I feel it, she's coming
Your being cut down by

Rayne, I feel it, she's coming
Your being cut down by

Rayne, blood drips from her Damphir lips
Her twin blades dismembering
Looks like you've been cut down by
Rayne, killing like no tomorrow
Your blood's been drained
Or sprayed like fallen crimson rain

Rayne, I feel it, she's coming
Your being cut down by

Rayne, I feel it, she's coming
Your being cut down by

Rayne



http://nazimedia.greyfalcon.us/BloodRayne.htm

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Tommy Turtle - February 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob, if you get a chance, please see reply to your comment at JAB's parody, "Let it be":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles716.shtml

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