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Song Parodies -> "Hope I Don't Shart"

Original Song Title:

"Open Your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Hope I Don't Shart"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some silly toilet humor!!! Sharting is sh-t farting!!! TMI ;-D
[Spoken]
Freaked out!

I ate a lot of food, it was spicy Thai
My bowels are stirring and I wonder- why?
I gotta go Number.2, don't have to pee
Gotta get to the nearest WC
I'm prairie-doggin' it all the way
Got gas too, no way that I can resist
Really gotta go, it's an emergency!!!

[Chorus]
Hope I don't shart, Oh please, mercy!
The stall is locked, got no money
Hope I don't shart, Oh please... (I'm) fartin'
I gotta crawl under, Dear God please help me!!!

I hope nobody sees the fear in my eyes
If I crap my pants they'll all be surprised
This is a real emergency to me
I'm crawling under, hope nobody noticed
So I just cheated and didn't pay
Gotta crap, that's all I can say
Here it comes, all that damn spicy Thai food
People get desperate when it's Number 2!!!

Hope I don't shart, Oh please, mercy!
The stall is locked, got no money
Hope I don't shart, Oh please... (I'm) fartin'
I gotta crawl under, Dear God please help me!!!

Hope I don't shart, Dear God please!
There better be some toilet paper

Oh, oh, oh, no!!!
Hope I don't shart, butthole is gaping
Just gotta go, it's an emergency!!!

Gotta crawl under, it's all I can do
Nothing can stop me from trying, gotta pooh

Hope I don't shart, Oh please, mercy!
The stall is locked, got no money
Hope I don't shart, Oh please... (I'm) fartin'
I gotta crawl under, Dear God please help me!!!

Hope I don't shart, have mercy!

Hope I don't shart, I have no money
Here comes a fart, my butthole is gaping...!!!

[repeat and fade]




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Porfle Popnecker - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Big celebrities like Madonna never carry change around for the pay toilets!
Rebekah Dub - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Here's a $555 tip for your troubles. Good job! =)
Rob Arndt - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle and Rebekah! It's amazing how people always respond to toilet humor (never goes out of style). Back in my day sharting was just considered a "wet one" ;-D

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