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Song Parodies -> "Like a Pervert"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Like a Pervert"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Nothing like a parody on incest to stir things up!
I made it through your laundry mess
Had some sorting out to do
I found your soiled undies from
Frederick's of Hollywood!

I'm a creep, a sex freak
Saw you nude, I was sad and blue
'Cause you make me feel
Yeah, you make me feel
Like incest is cool

[Chorus]
Like a pervert
Touched for the very first time
Like a pervert
When I touch "yours" (and)
You touch "mine"

Gonna give you all my lust, girl
Porn mags are fading fast
I can't help but spy on you
'Cause I love your ass

You're so fine, sibling mine
Might be wrong, but I'm in your hold
Oh you're all filled out
Yeah, your bod's filled out
You're (now) 18 years old!!!

Like a pervert
Touched for the very first time
Like a pervert
When I touch "yours" (and)
You touch "mine"

Oh, Oh, yes!!!

You're so fine, sibling mine
Quick peek in the shower next time
'Cause you make me feel
Yeah, you make me feel
Your body's divine

Like a pervert
Touched for the very first time
Like a pervert
When I touch "yours" (and)
You touch "mine"

Like a pervert, oh, oh
Like a pervert
Will not be denied
When you're half-nude, in your undies, and I can't breathe...

So, so, so, so , so ,so
So horny
Can't you see my pants bulge
Whenever you pass by?


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WCJ - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Dirty but yet clean laughable humor! Great job Rob! :-) 555!
Rob Arndt - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment
WCJ, thanks as always. Can't wait for your next work :)
Porfle Popnecker - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Somebody needs a cold shower!
John Barry - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Song o' the South.

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