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Song Parodies -> "Border Crimes"

Original Song Title:

"Borderline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Border Crimes"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On the southern border issue of drugs and illegal immigration from the REP POV...
So tired of illegal immigrants in this country
Mexicans dealing in drugs and human trafficking
It's tearing us apart
Time for a new start
When the funds come around
Deportation's way too slow
But they need to go
Build the Wall- break that ground!

Just try to understand, we've given all we can
But it's a bad policy

[Chorus]
Border crimes, costing us in manpower and time
Mexicans just keep pushing on over the borderline

Border crimes, costing us in manpower and time
Mexicans just keep pushing on over the borderline

Drugs and illegals drive us crazy
Politicians are so lazy
Mexicans just keep pushing on over the borderline

President Obama has done nothing in D.C.
He's too busy vacationing and touting foreign policy
He's let us all down, everywhere I look around, illegals can be found
Can't hold them at bay, listen to what we say
There's got to be a better way

Just try to understand, we've given all we can
But it's a bad policy

Border crimes, costing us in manpower and time
Mexicans just keep pushing on over the borderline

Border crimes, costing us in manpower and time
Mexicans just keep pushing on over the borderline

Drugs and illegals drive us crazy
Politicians are so lazy
Mexicans just keep pushing on over the borderline

Look at this failed border policy
And now talk of amnesty
Mexicans just keep pushing on over the borderline
We need a Republican, to seal the border, then,
Troops, tanks, and Predators will be,
Stopping with sheer force most of these annoying border crimes




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