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Song Parodies -> "La isla Alemán"

Original Song Title:

"La Isla Bonita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"La isla Alemán"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This again gets into the unsolved mystery of the relations between Argentina and Nazi Germany during WW2 and the even stranger movement of technology and scientists to S America and a claimed underground German base built in the Muhlig-Hoffman mountains-Base 211. What is absolute truth is that Argentina covertly hepled the Nazis with food and technology transfers in 1945 from Tierra del Fuego. The last message out of the Fuhrer Bunker in Berlin (AFTER HITLER WAS DEAD) was to Tierra del Fuego! The Allies forced Argentina through coersion to declare war on Germany in early 1945 for the sole purpose of being able to intercept U-boats and aircraft heading out of Germany for Argentina. Argentina committed no troops and no weapons to fight Nazi Germany. Through the SS, operations in S America persisted until many years postwar, moving a lot of Reich assets, Nazi war criminals, and even technology. Postwar, Argentina invited several German scientists and aircraft designers to that nation. Reimar Horten, Kurt Tank, and other scientists involved with a fusion weapon in Huemel Island which was rejected by the international community. It is speculated that the Huemel experiments were a cover for more research on the mysterious German Bell Device. But no one knows for sure what was moved and where... perhaps we will never know. 54 U-boats were missing at the end of WW2 and never found. Doenitz kept around 50 boats in the S Atlantic when they were needed desperately in the N Atlantic fight- WHY? And because of his knowledge, it seems obvious Hitler chose Doenitz as second Fuhrer. Food for thought...
(Spoken)
Dieses ist die Wahrheit
How could it be true?

Last night I dreamt of Tierra del Fuego
Just like they'd never gone, I wish I were wrong
I was a young girl in 1945, just a peasant
It all seems like yesterday, far away from Germany

Chorus:
Accessible the island from the sea
Transfer of supplies and technology
That is where U-boats came to meet
La isla Alemán
And during the Allied raids
Disc craft would climb into the sky
Told to cover my ears and avert my eyes
To this German demonic prize

On to Base 211...

I worked on Tierra del Fuego
U-boats ferried on the sea, they fascinated me
They carried food and ammo
I prayed that those days would pass
They went so fast

They told me, "They’d kill me"

Accessible the island from the sea
Transfer of supplies and technology
That is where U-boats came to meet
La isla Alemán
And during the Allied raids
Disc craft would climb into the sky
Told to cover my ears and avert my eyes
To this German demonic prize

I wanted to watch them fly through the sky
But when it came to evacuation, the Germans loaded supplies
Nazi faces, disdain for this world
On to Base 211, to develop technology underworld

Last night I dreamt of Tierra del Fuego
It all seems like yesterday, far from Germany

Accessible the island from the sea
Transfer of supplies and technology
That is where U-boats came to meet
La isla Alemán
And during the Allied raids
Disc craft would climb into the sky
Told to cover my ears and avert my eyes
To this German demonic prize

Accessible the island from the sea
Transfer of supplies and technology
That is where U-boats came to meet
La isla Alemán
And during the Allied raids
Disc craft would climb into the sky
Told to cover my ears and avert my eyes
To this demonic German prize

La la la la la la la
Dije que sé la verdad
Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja
sie sagten, dass sie mich töten würden

They told me, "They’d kill me"

SS bound to secrecy (about technology)

But I suvived...

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WCJ - August 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... I wonder how Hitler was really killed? Terrific parody Rob! :-)
Peter Andersson - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
The pacing of this parody could use some more German exactitude and precision, but it's an interesting story and now I suddenly understand why Argentina became such a world power in Soccer, I mean what would you do as a German soldier abroad, continue to fight a lost war or start using your homeland's sport skills to impress the local young ladies? :-)

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