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Song Parodies -> "Stuck in the Hospital"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck in the Hospital"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some bacterial silliness...
Some doctors are free, but most charge high fees
It’s the American way
But if they don't give me proper (medical) attention
I won’t pay my co-pay!!!

They can diagnose and they can properly dose
But if they can't treat me right, I’ll fight, no debate
Just ‘cause the doctor posts a medical degree
Doesn’t ensure he’s fit to operate, (I’m DNR) ‘cuz we are

[Chorus:]
Living in a bacterial world
And I am stuck in the hospital
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am stuck in the hospital

Some doctors DO last, others sued for malpractice
That's alright with me
But if they can't fight this horrid disease, then I
Will call the CDC!!!

Some doctors are sly while others just lie, but
I wanna KNOW right away
Only doctors who save their patients
Make my fears go away, 'cause they are

Living in a bacterial world
And I am stuck in the hospital
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am stuck in the hospital

Living in a bacterial world (bacterial)
Living in a bacterial world
[repeat]

Infections may come and they may grow
The doctors and nurses all can see
Staying in the hospital has made me worse
And now we‘re off to surgery, 'cause everybody's

Living in a bacterial world
And I am stuck in the hospital
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am stuck in the hospital

A bacterial, a bacterial, a bacterial, a bacterial world

Living in a bacterial world (bacterial)
Living in a bacterial world
[repeat and fade]





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Wild Child JIN - May 30, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody makes me "feel" really well Rob! :-) 5's
WarrenB - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice job, Rob. Very good title switch.
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, WB... I'm sure all of Madonna's stuff has been done to death here. I got the idea from the newspaper when I read an article on all the bacteria in hospitals making people worse!!!

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