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Song Parodies -> "Stolen Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Stolen Hair"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Read about this in my newspaper yesterday- thieves stealing salon hair for thousands of dollars on the black market!!! Has it really come down to this- stealing hair??? Bizarre... but there's a market!!!
Why are thieves stealing hair?
Caught this latest news, sounded so bizarre
Selling it out of trucks to women in droves
Set the price just right
And all the hair… just GOES!!!

Chorus:
Stolen here, stolen there, from hair salons everywhere
Stolen here, (stolen there) set the price just right
Stolen here, stolen there, from hair salons everywhere
Stolen here, (stolen there) WOMEN’S HAIR!!!

This must be some stolen hair
Long extensions from dark to fair
Bootleg DVDs and knock-offs just don’t compare
We just shop around until we find stolen hair!

Stolen here, stolen there, from hair salons everywhere
Stolen here, (stolen there) set the price just right
Stolen here, stolen there, from hair salons everywhere
Stolen here, (stolen there) WOMEN’S HAIR!!!

Come on, sell us some shiny extensions tonight
‘Cause we know you’re gonna lower the price all right
Come on, sell us some shiny extensions tonight
‘Cause we know you’re gonna lower the price all right

This may be some stolen hair
But thieves sell it everywhere
This may be some stolen hair
But thieves sell it everywhere

Stolen here, stolen there, from hair salons everywhere
Stolen here, (stolen there) set the price just right
Stolen here, stolen there, from hair salons everywhere
Stolen here, (stolen there) WOMEN’S HAIR!!!

Come on, sell us some shiny extensions tonight
‘Cause we know you’re gonna lower the price all right
Come on, sell us some shiny extensions tonight
‘Cause we know you’re gonna lower the price all right

(This may be some stolen hair, but thieves sell it everywhere)
(This may be some stolen hair, but thieves sell it everywhere)
(This may be some stolen hair) This may be some stolen hair
(but thieves sell it everywhere) So luxurious to touch, and shiny
It GOES! (This may be some stolen hair)
But thieves sell it everywhere…

Stolen here, stolen there, from salons everywhere
Stolen here, (stolen there) set the price just right
Stolen here, stolen there, from salons everywhere
Stolen here, (stolen there)

Stolen here, stolen there
From salons everywhere
So luxurious to touch, and shiny
Come on, sell us some shiny extensions tonight

(Stolen here, stolen there, stolen here, stolen there)
(Stolen here, stolen there, stolen here, stolen there)

Stolen here, stolen there
From hair salons everywhere
So luxurious to touch, and shiny
Come on, sell us some shiny extensions tonight

C’mon women, buy some stolen hair...




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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Wild Child JIN - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
"Hair" are three 5's for a hair-raising (astonishing) parody! :-)

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