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Song Parodies -> "72 Virgins"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"72 Virgins"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Osama's eternity...
I made it through the tribal areas
Somehow I made it through (to Abbottabad)
Didn't know how much danger I was in
Until SEAL Team Six got through

It was at night, in a deadly firefight
I'd been had, I did not survive
Used one of my wives as a shield
Yet shell fell to her knees
And I was killed by a HK SOCOM .45 (or MP-5)

Chorus:
Where are the 72 virgins,
meant to be mine?
Where are the 72 houri?
That the Qur’an promised
would meet me in Paradise?

Why is it so dark in this place?
My fear is growing fast
I was promised eternity in Paradise
With 72 white-eyed, pure companions

They were to be fine and they were to be mine
Islam lied…
I’m burning up in a place so hot
Where are all the houri and the mansions?
Thought this was Paradise, but it’s NOT!!!

Where are the 72 virgins,
meant to be mine?
Where are the 72 houri?
That the Qur’an promised
would meet me in Paradise?

O-O-Oh-No!!!

They were to be fine and they were to be mine
For me to use 'till the end of time
But this makes me feel
Yeah, this makes me feel
Like I’m rotting inside…

Where are the 72 virgins,
meant to be mine?
Where are the 72 houri?
That the Qur’an promised
would meet me in Paradise?

72 virgins, would be nice
72 houri
Wait, I’m supposed to be in Paradise
But only demons hound me, and I‘m in darkness, and now I’m burning

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
ALLAH HELP ME!!!
Can't you hear me screaming?
Burning (like the Twin Towers)… but for all-time?


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Wild Child JIN - May 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Osama won't ever get his 72 virgins in hell, but he might get ripped into 72 pieces, by 72 demons, :-D Excellent job on this "hot" great parody! 5's :-)
Patrick - May 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Met at the gates by George Washington, Patrick Henry, James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E Lee, who proceeded to kick the shiite out of him. Found out too late that the promise had been mistranslated and that this martyr was to receive 72 "Virginians".
Mark Scotti - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
72 virgins??? What he got was 72 sturgeons....LOL!!!
Trell Brown - August 23, 2011 - Report this comment
ROTFLMAO

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