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Song Parodies -> "Killin' Vermin"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Killin' Vermin"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another crazy theme!!!
They live in the wilderness
Somehow they always make it through
Didn't know how damage they caused
Or how much they chewed

They just eat, all my feed
I was sad, I got mad and was through
So I bought me some guns
Yeah, I bought me some guns
Mossy 12 gauge and some small .22s

Chorus:

Killin’ Vermin
Huntin’ for the very first time
Killin’ Vermin
Spillin’ animal blood
With my hounds by my side

Gonna give them plenty of buckshot
My aim is improving very fast
Been saving it all for the scavengers
They won’t survive the blasts

They’re so mean and unclean
Makes me vomit, when my chickens are mauled
But their luck’s running out
Yeah, their luck’s running out
Got the spring traps installed

Killin’ Vermin
Huntin’ for the very first time
Killin’ Vermin
Spillin’ animal blood
With my hounds by my side

Whoa, whoa, whoa

End of the line ’cause they're mine
Hunt them down 'till the end of time
'Cause they make me feel
Yeah, they make me feel
Intense revulsion inside

Killin’ Vermin
Huntin’ for the very first time
Killin’ Vermin
Spillin’ animal blood
With my hounds by my side

Huntin‘ vermin, whoa, whoa
Huntin’ vermin
Feels so rewarding inside
When they get shot, and their heart stops, and I’ve killed them

I watch them go, go, go, go, go, go
Oh, I get crazy
I can feel their heart beat
Beat for the very last time




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Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2011 - Report this comment
The late Malcolm Higgins, author of many a squirrel-themed parody, would likely approve.

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