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Song Parodies -> "Like An Orphan"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Like An Orphan"

Parody Written by:

Wild Savage Child Ilgwom

The Lyrics

"Like An Orphan" Satire Parody of "Like A Virgin" By Madonna New Lyrics By "Wild Savage Child Ilgwom"
I was born into your world,
I’ll never know the reason why,
Taking what happened after 17 months,
I should have completely died!

I’ve had neglect,
Love then reject,
Bodily isolation,
And mental confinement too,

Now the life you steal,
Yes, the life you steal,
Will now steal yours from you!

Like an orphan,
The earth is my only
Home Hell Home,

Like an orphan,
Wherever I’m standing,
I always stand alone.

Death is always in the future,
But it makes up my whole past,
Been saving everyday,
The next is always my last.

I Ain’t Yours, You Ain’t Mine,
You Got filthy rich,
As I remained dirt poor!

Should I get my bowl out?
Should I hold my bowl up,
And start begging for more?

Like an orphan,
We’ll never be the same you and I,
Like an orphan,
My bottom line reads,
An eye for and eye!

(Tooth for a tooth)
(Lie for a lie)
(And the truth for the truth)

You’re stone blind, to my kind,
My childhood, has been frozen in time,
Cause all to me that’s real,
Cause the only thing that’s real,
Is I’ve already died!

Like an orphan,
The earth is my only
Home Hell Home,

Like an orphan,
Wherever I stand,
I always stand alone.

Like an orphan,
Oooh, like an orphan,

It’s get warmer by staying outside...

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