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Song Parodies -> "Jeff Gordon's Fifth Title"

Original Song Title:

"La Isla Bonita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Jeff Gordon's Fifth Title"

Parody Written by:

Eurodance All-Access VIP Stars

The Lyrics

Can you get the fifth NASCAR Sprint Cup title, Jeff Gordon? Let's bring the idea of singing a parody song from Madonna which may help Jeff Gordon to make this season dominant and possibly clinch a fifth NASCAR Sprint Cup title.
Spoken:
Can you win Jeff Gordon...

Last night I dreamed of Jeff Gordon...
He like he'd never done, the fifth cup title...
The driver of the #24 Dupont Chevy
It all seems like Steve Letarte, his crew chief

Chorus:
Rick Hendrick the team owner,
All of his drivers Casey Mears,
Jimmie Johnson and Dale Jr.
Jeff Gordon's fifth title
And then Jimmie Johnson wins...
Dale Jr. would leads the race
Casey Mears drives the Kellogs 5 car
Jeff Gordon's 4 championships

I like the win of Jeff Gordon
The race brought victory at Phoenix, his 76th victory
Ties the late Dale Earnhardt
I prayed that he wins the fifth title
He hopes for that

(chorus)

I want Jeff Gordon to win the fifth cup title
As he's a strong chase contender by dominating races
In 2007, he had 6 wins and 30 top-10s
But he ended losing to teammate Jimmie Johnson

Last night I dreamed of Jeff Gordon
It all seems like Steve Letarte, his crew chief

(chorus twice)

La la la la la la la
Jeff Gordon's fifth title
La la la la la la la
Jeff Gordon's fifth title
GO JEFF GORDON GO!!! PLEASE MAKE THIS SEASON DOMINANT AND POSSIBLY CLINCH A FIFTH NASCAR SPRINT CUP TITLE!!!

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Joe the Crazy Conch - June 19, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm not really a fan of Madonna, but this is funny! Why is that? It's a NASCAR parody - the North American Sport Centered Around Rednecks. On top of that, the rhyming isn't that great, but it could be worse. 3-5-5 for this.

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