Swaying room as the drinking starts
People pouring you another shot
Don't hurry yet, the night has just begun

I see gin through the hazy air
Scotch and rum are caught in my stare
They're so close but don't know what to take
And is that really sake? I think

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I'm crazy for booze
No teetotaler, you know it's true
I've always wanted to drink up all this
And then I'll puke, and then I'll down more drinks
I'm crazy for booze, crazy for booze

Really hard to tell things apart
Telling everyone I burned their car
Having conversations with the wall

Slowly now, I drink Jesus juice
Chasing it down with some vodka too
Soon my eyes are starting to go blind
Might have lost my mind, you see

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