Well, I guess it would be nice
If I could see my body
I guess my man boobs are
Just a little too big
I should probably think twice
Before I eat some food again
And I know all the cake I ate
In fact I ate two!
Ooh well I need some food now or
I'll spaz out
Time to get my fat ass off the floor
Well it all comes down to
The drive thru line
Well I guess I'd better get there
Or I'm gonna eat you
Cuz I gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Baby
Back ribs would taste really good
Or maybe chicken wings and a mountain dew
Baby
You call me fat every day
Can't help I live near Subway
And White Castle just tastes so freakin damn good
Before this mound of fat gets bigger
Better help push me out the door
Well it all comes down to the national guard
Well I guess they can't save me baby
Break down the door!
Cuz I gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Get my ass up!
Gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Gotta have food!
Food food
Gotta have food!
Foooooooooooooooood!!!