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Song Parodies -> "I Will Become Royalty"

Original Song Title:

"I Should Be So Lucky"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Become Royalty"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A parody tribute to Kate Middleton... or soon to be Princess Catherine!
Buckingham Palace is my destination
To this Berkshire girl’s elation
Paid off after all this time
In my plans a wedding celebration
The most incredible media sensation
Prince William will soon be mine

We’ll have the greatest wedding procession
And Prince William’s most precious possession
His mother’s sapphire & diamond ring on my hand
I'm the new Diana
Prince William fell in love with me
When we were at St. Andrews
Took him 8 years to finally come through
April 29th it will all come true

[CHORUS:]
I will become royalty
Royalty, royalty, royalty
I will be joining the blue bloods
I will become royalty
Royalty, royalty, royalty
I will be joining the blue bloods

It's a silly situation
How long he’s kept me waiting
Sometimes it’s hard to believe
We’ve had two major break-ups
But “Willy” and I always make up
Perhaps I’ll wear my Charlotte Todd negligee!

We’ll have the greatest wedding procession
And Prince William’s most precious possession
His mother’s sapphire & diamond ring on my hand
I'm the new Diana
Prince William fell in love with me
When we were at St. Andrews
Took him 8 years to finally come through
April 29th it will all come true

I will become royalty
Royalty, royalty, royalty
I will be joining the blue bloods
I will become royalty
Royalty, royalty, royalty
I will be joining the blue bloods

[BRIDGE:]
I will become royalty (rich royalty, rich royalty)
I will become royalty
H,H, (HRH)
I will become royalty (rich royalty, rich royalty)
I will become royalty
H,H,H,H,H,HRH

We’ll have the greatest wedding procession
And Prince William’s most precious possession
His mother’s sapphire & diamond ring on my hand
I'm the new Diana
Prince William fell in love with me
When we were at St. Andrews
Took him 8 years to finally come through
April 29th it will all come true

I will become royalty
Royalty, royalty, royalty
I will be joining the blue bloods
I will become royalty
Royalty, royalty, royalty
I will be joining the blue bloods

[repeat & fade]




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