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Song Parodies -> "K Street Talk"

Original Song Title:

"Body Talk"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kix

Parody Song Title:

"K Street Talk"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

Though it is good that we live in the modern age, not everything is perfect. The lobbyists that inhabit K Street have rivers of blood money to send to Members of Congress... as long as a certain position is taken. They are protected by alleged 'Free Speech' but they violate the free speech of the electorate with the millions of dollars they have to spend. The lobbyists need to be banned from buying Members of Congress to go against the will of We, The People.
Congress ingrates
are like Pigs and Rats
They're primping for a date
And it will end like that
Feed my endless greed
with the dirty funds I need
So I'll be beholden to you
and the dirty things you do!
Talk of reform's quite insane; we own Schumer and McCain
John has cancer on the brain but bullshit if he feels your pain!

We know that they talk K-Street Talk
Filling up my trough
They talk K-Street Talk (K-Street Talk, K-Street Talk)
They talk K-Street Talk
Yeah they own me now
They talk K-Street Talk (K-Street Talk)

Corrupt me
This dance is extreme
and destructive it seems
The cash I get to keep if I legislate asleep
There's a Treasury to loot; McConnell's bloviating's cute
Know that we don't give a hoot; you better guard your fecal chute!

We know that they talk K-Street Talk
Fiscal excrement!
They talk K-Street Talk (K-Street Talk, K-Street Talk)
They talk K-Street Talk
Breeds more effluent!
They talk K-Street Talk (K-Street Talk)

We will cut foul deals tonight tonight
And then watch as we steal tonight. tonight
Watch as Pelosi and Paul Ryan continue with the lyin'
Listen to the people sighin as we watch our freedom dyin'!
Talk (talk) Talk (talk talk)
Talk to me (K-Street Talk) Talk (K-Street Talk K-Street Talk)
Talk (talk) Talk (talk talk)
Talk to me (K-Street Talk) Talk (K-Street Talk)
We talk they talk K-Street Talk
Fiscal obscenity
They talk K-Street Talk (K-Street Talk)
Talk to me (K-Street Talk K-Street Talk)
They talk K-Street Talk
they forever own me
They talk (K-Street Talk)
Purchase me!

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John Jenkins - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
The 'loot/cute/hoot/chute' couplet was classic.

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