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Song Parodies -> "Sick It Up"

Original Song Title:

"Lick It Up"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"Sick It Up"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I think I'll wait 'til her cooking's better
I'm kinda glad that I didn't wed her
I came to eat, that's before I tasted
Now I'm surprised that I wasn't wasted

Looks like it's time for a convo with Ralph

Sick it up, sick it up, it's comin' up now
Sick it up, sick it up, oh no
Sick it up, sick it up, it's up, it's out
Sick it up, sick it up

Think I'll avoid her next invitation
I call this hazardous mastication
I'd sooner chew an infected monkey
Don't think the meat's s'posed to be this funky

Smells like it fell from the end of a calf

Sick it up, sick it up, it's bouncin' back now
Sick it up, sick it up, oh no
Sick it up, sick it up, he shoots, he scores
Sick it up, sick it up

Come up - it's comin' up now (it's comin' up now)
Ooh no (ooh no) ooh no (ooh no) no no

Sick it up, sick it up, back for an encore
Chuck it up, chuck it up, oh no
Yuck it up, yuck it up, heave ho, heave ho
Sick it up, sick it up

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Rob Arndt - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Sick- 555!!! True story: back in the good old Web Tv days on my 52" bigscreen my brother liked to go to porn sites that featured BBWs. He had made an excellent Stroganoff meal beforehand and I was washing up the dishes when he called me over to see one of the BBWs. She looked like a naked, deformed whale with rolls of fat extruding everywhere. I lost it and threw-up all over my carpet with projectile vomiting. My brother was laughing hysterically, but to this day I don't find any humor in it. If you're gonna fantasize about sexy women the LAST thing you would do is choose the BBW category which CAN induce vomiting!!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Great story. I like BBWs but not BBBBWs.
Rob Arndt - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
FFBs are horrible too...
Peter Andersson - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
"Smells like it fell from the end of a calf" is a fantastic line, I'm not bulls***ing you, and as someone who's been trying to come up with a "calf" pun for my songs about jogging/running I'll probably remember this one for a long time! :-)
Porfle Popnecker - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it! I wonder if that's where the term "regular or de-calf" comes from?

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