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Song Parodies -> "Kevin's On Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven's On Fire"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"Kevin's On Fire"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Havin' a do in our backyard lot
A feast of burgers and fries
They want it all, and my nerves are shot
Ten hunger-driven guys

A ragin' smoker, baby, sears the beef
A flamin' grill to bring them all relief
Just let me light it, then we're gonna eat

Gasoline, makin' flames higher
Look at me, portable pyre
Burnin' threads, no attire
Glowin' red, Kevin's on fire

Turned on the heater but it didn't start
My feet are icy and cold
Startin' to think, that it's on the blink
Could be 'cause it's ten years old

I turn the gas up, I can hear it hiss
Don't worry baby, I can handle this
Strike a match, now what could go amiss

Pilot light, flarin' up higher
I ignite, like a deep fryer
Shorts get singed, could be dire
Once again, Kevin's on fire

Oh ho, Kevin's on fire, oh ho, Kevin's on fire, oh ho

I got my crackpipe, baby, got my bong
I'm gonna smoke my brains out all night long
There's nothin' to it, hey, what could go wrong

Freebase hit, takin' me higher
Holy sh**, pullin' a Pryor
My last toke, I retire
Up in smoke, Kevin's on fire

Gasoline, makin' flames higher
Look at me, portable pyre
Burnin' threads, no attire
Glowin' red, Kevin's on fire

Pilot light, flarin' up higher
I ignite, like a deep fryer
Shorts get singed, could be dire
Once again, Kevin's on fire

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Rob Arndt - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah the glory days of pyromania- 555 alarm fire!!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Fire it up!
AFW - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Definitely, a cook-out from Hell...unique subject
Porfle Popnecker - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, that was inspired by a guy I know. He didn't actually set himself on fire but he did singe his eyebrows off.
Rob Arndt - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Reminds me of chemistry class in HS. This guy didn't set himself on fire, but did break a huge jar of butaric acid! We had to study outdoors for months!!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I was in 9th grade science class one day and this doofus was rolling a lit bunsen burner down his desk (not a gas one but a little bottle with a wick in it) and the top came off. That was fun...

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