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Song Parodies -> "The Walken Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"The Walken Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

His hair is all spiked up.
He is clad all in black.
His skin is ghostly pale.
He's got those Chris Walken eyes.

He's so spooky, and mysterious.
Around him, one has to think twice.
He's got that unholy deathly glare.
He's got those Chris Walken eyes.

And he'll scare you.
He'll entrance you.
You suspect he'll try and kill you.
He's terrifying, and you know that I'm not lying.
He's got a smile full of sharpened teeth.
He's got those Chris Walken eyes.

He'll catch your attention (with the way he talks)
He'll capture you and take you with him.
He's got those Chris Walken eyes.

He'll allure you, and enchant you.
He'll dance with you all through the night.
He's got those Chris Walken eyes.

He'll mystify you, with his spooky presence.
He's ferocious and he's just so full of mystery and bloodlust.
Everyone tends to think he's a killer.
He's got those Chris Walken eyes.

And he'll scare you.
He'll entrance you.
You suspect he'll try and kill you.
He's terrifying, and you know that I'm not lying.
Everyone tends to think he's a killer.
She's got Bette Davis eyes

And he'll scare you.
He'll entrance you.
You suspect he'll try and kill you.
He's got those Chris Walken eyes.

He'll mystify you.
With his spooky presence.
He can see you.
He's got those Chris Walken eyes.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Wendy Christopher - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
I really liked this one - Christopher Walken definitely is one scary guy! Top marks for funny, but I had to knock the score down for pacing, I'm afraid, 'cos it was quite a bit off. But it was enjoyable read :^)
Old Man Ribber - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
I second Wendy's sentiments. May I offer an idea? How about to the tune of Fats Domino's original I'm Walkin'..."I'm Walken!" ;D
2LD4U - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
I am giving you all 5's because I happen to love both talented male actors AND this song!
Monstermaster13 - February 27, 2013 - Report this comment
- Wendy: I realized I forgot to change the Bette Davis part near the end. Thanks for pointing it out. Old Ribber - I'll take you up on that offer.

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