Song Parodies -> Cleopatra's Eyes

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

  
Parody Song Title:

"Cleopatra's Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

Her Head dress shined with gold
Her look, tantalized
Her bed was never cold
Men loved Cleopatra's EyEs


She'd turn and look right through 'em
And they would melt like ice
She burned like Egypt's sun
Men loved Cleopatra's EyEs


She seduced men
And reduced 'em
It's no wonder how she used men
So ambitious
And she did just
What it took to be delicious
She had Mark Antony hypnotized
Men loved Cleopatra's EyEs

She'd strike when they were prone
She'd get’ em all enticed
She liked sharing the throne
Men loved Cleopatra's EyEs

She'd hide in gifts as teasers
Rolled in a rug so nice
She would surprise Caesar
Men loved Cleopatra's EyEs


She'd usurp those
When they proposed
So ending a long line of Pharaohs
Like a tigress
She would digest
Every man she had in conquest
His’ try books ROMANticize
Men loved Cleopatra's EyEs


And with aplomb
She would zap’ em
And they wouldn't know what happened?
So electric
unexpected-
ly she'd make 'em feel terrific
Her face looked so energized
Men loved Cleopatra's EyEs


She betrothed some
And she loathed some
So she deposed 'em
Men feared Cleopatra's EyEs


Men were conquered
They went 'bonkers'
Crying 'ENCORE!'
Men loved Cleopatra's EyEs
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