Their uniforms are rough,there's no big surprise
Their job is never tough,they are postal service guys
Obsessed with Prairie Dawn,sometimes they won't be nice
They act like Kevin James,they are postal service guys

And they'll see you,they'll believe you
All the better they can meet you
They're pathetic and they know just what it
Takes to be more hectic
They're not supposed to be telling lies
They are postal service guys

They'll send you a parcel,special delivery
Something is very special,they are postal service guys
They send a package to you each weekend once or twice
It's no nightmare come true,they are postal service guys

For excitement and enjoyment
Who else files for the unemployment?
Not distrustful,and they know just what it
Takes to be more careful
All these men don't act like spies
They are postal service guys

And they'll see you,they'll believe you
All the better they can meet you
They're pathetic and they know just what it
Takes to be more hectic
All these men don't act like spies
They are postal service guys