-> "Laura Bush's Thighs"
Original Song Title:
"Bette Davis Eyes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Laura Bush's Thighs"
The Lyrics
Her hair has Hamill hold,
Her hips sweet and wide
Her legs are never cold
She's got Laura Bush's Thighs
They'll turn your head around
You won't have to blink twice
She's wear-in' Panty Hose
She's got Laura Bush's Thighs
And they'll squeeze you
'Til they freeze you
All the better just to please you
They're tremendous
And she knows just what it
Takes to make the men gush
She's got sorta J-Lo's grand butt size,
She's got Laura Bush's Thighs
We'll bet you shake and moan
She gets her own delight
They'll lay you out and prone
She's got Laura Bush's thighs
They'll make a rumble or two
Hold you like you're a vice
Until you're without clue
She's got Laura Bush's Thighs
They'll depose you
When she throws you
Off your feet
with the bum she shows you
They're stupendous
And she knows just what it
Takes to make the men gush
All the boys watch her walk by,
She's got Laura Bush's Thighs
And they'll squeeze you
'Til they freeze you
All the better just to please you
They're tremendous
And she knows just what it
Takes to make the men gush
All the boys watch her walk by,
She's got Laura Bush's Thighs
They'll squeeze you
'Til they freeze you
Just to please you
She's got Laura Bush's Thighs
They'll depose you
When she throws you
She knows too
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