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Song Parodies -> "Stool's Loose"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"Stool's Loose"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Been strainin' so long
But it's comin' out wrong
Two hours, my butt
Oh, a pain in my gut
I hate this feeling
These runs are making me sore
Looking at ceiling
And now I think there's some more
Now I'm gonna cut

Loose, stool's loose
Not makin' turds, just ooze
Ew, peeyoo
Boy, I sure hate the flu
Frank, that's rank
How did I make this stank?
News, no doos
Sittin' here with stool's loose

I'm sad and alone
Stuck here on this cold throne
Waiting for the next fart
I'm burning, yearning for some
Preparation H
That knife is stabbing my ass
I'm crying at the ache
It feels like I swallowed some glass
Hope I last, till I stop cutting

Loose, stool's loose
Turn off the chocolate juice
Oohwhee, poor me
Ain't lookin' down to see
Whoa, oh no
Feels like I still must go
Buns, no fun
Okay, now I think I'm done
I think I've run out of wipe
I got to find some to swipe
I believe I used it all
I'm sick of it.......

(repeat, or get out now.....)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   12

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alvin rhodes - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
five degrees of defecation
Poopie Longstocking - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
That is very funny, changing "Foot" to "Stool's" to make "Stool's Loose"! Excellent poopie-joke!!! Poopie Longstocking votes a perfect score for "Stool's Loose" !!
Adagio - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I just saw a comment in the 'latest comments' by Johnny.

Tim hall - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's hear it for Rick D! Let's give Rick D some 5s!
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
chocolate juice - puh-leeeze - 555
Weirdo - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I still don't get it.

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