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Song Parodies -> "Washing The Dog by Beavis & Butthead"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Law"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Washing The Dog by Beavis & Butthead"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

This baby grew from a gnarled and twisted family tree, so no wonder it has erupted as such a replusive little gall! The original song was released in 1980 on the album British Steel by Judas Priest. Mike Judge later directed his animated children Beavis & Butthead to pay tribute to it in a 1993 episode gag where they break into their own spontaneous version of the refrain that gives the episode its title. Now I am re-telling their story in a fully fleshed out (heh heh heh heh heh) rendition of the little wiener-heads’ ditty on getting rich quick. Sadly, the lyrical length of TOS keeps this from being as rich an exposition of their adventure as it might be, and affords us but a hint at its dénouement. Bob Gomez gets credit for putting this one back into my head after he peeked at one of my B&B parodies and then showed me one of his. (Do you see what happens, Bob?)
There we were just watching TV -- learned a handy skill
Do some chores for some old guy and he might put you in his will
Maybe Mr. Anderson is about to die
If we wash his poodle then I think we could be set for life

Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog

To the laundromat we headed, just on up the road
Had no coin but some old coot left, and we hijacked her load
Washed the dog, it came out stumbling like a drunk
Had to try it out ourselves, spewed lemon scented chunks

Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog

It was free, you ass wipe!

Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog

Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog
Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog

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