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Song Parodies -> "Eating Cole Slaw"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Law"

Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Eating Cole Slaw"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

There I was completely eating my caesar salad
All inside are just sour cream,it tastes disgusted
But right now,somebody cares I hated one thing
And it is really salads and because salads really stink
Eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw

So much for a silver rule that won't make you fart
Eating salads are disgusting,but they're good for your heart
You won't know what you eat,there are bad choices
If you did,you'd find yourself knowing what food it is
Eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw

You won't know what you eat
Eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw,eating cole slaw

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Lettuce now praise this parody.
Rob Halford - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
If you ever attempt to parody another one of our songs, so help me I will break SO MANY laws on you!
littleColdCakes - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey . . . it be worse: < L' Meat >

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