She spent a lifetime at 232,
Advertisements for weigh loss plans never true.
Payin' the salesmen hoping to lose,
Finding all their claims were just a ruse!

She was losing her weight in all the wrong places,
Getting strange looks from too many faces,
Had JLo's butt and a figure like a vase's
and limbs as skinny as a bird's!
Now her skin's as baggy as her mother's,
And she'll bless the day she discovers
a weight loss plan that really works!

Well, she tried the Atkins, no carbs in sight,
And she did everything she could to follow it right.
But when her breath turned bad, it had to end.
Her figure only got stranger, won't do that again!

She was losing her weight in all the wrong places,
Getting strange looks from too many faces,
Had JLo's butt and a figure like a vase's
and limbs as skinny as a bird's!
Now her skin's as baggy as her mother's,
And she'll bless the day she discovers
a weight loss plan that really works!

Well, she gave up following fads,
And stopped obsessing over her pads.

No more losing her weight in all the wrong places,
Still getting looks from too many faces,
Has JLo's butt and a figure like a vase's
but her limbs aren't skinny like a bird's!
Still her skin's a lot like her mother's,
And she'll bless the day she discovers
a weight loss plan that really works
In all the right places,
No more strange looks from everyone's faces,
A normal butt and a figure that graces,
and limbs not skinny like a bird's!