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Song Parodies -> "Newman"

Original Song Title:

"Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Newman"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

(For the fattest half of the room)


Newman
I can hardly explain
Why I feel nauseous, when I hear your name
After all, I am sure you feel the same

And Newman
I will try to desist
From being snotty and acting pissed
Although I'd love, to lance you like a cyst

Ooh, "Hello"
New New New Newman
Ooh, "Hello"
New New New Newman

Newman
You are a bad mailman
You stay inside, when rain is the plan
Reading letters you have no right to scan
And Newman
When you visit my place
You always plaster fake smiles on your face
Though your soul, is as black as outer space

Ooh, "Hello"
New New New Newman
Ooh, "Hello"
New New New Newman

Newman
Though you're Kramer's friend
I really wish my contact with you would end
I'd love to smack you, again and again and again

I hate you, Newman
Now and forever
I hate you, Newman
Now and forever
I hate you, Newman
Now and forever
I hate you, Newman

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AFW - September 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Thought it was going to be about, Paul...but this is a very funny take on the Seinfeld character
Porfle Popnecker - September 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! Hmm...now you've got me trying to think of something funny about Paul.
Yadda, yadda yadda - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
The funniest Jerry/Newman episode was when Jerry found out the latest hot girl he was dating used to date Newman...and Newman dumped HER!
Porfle Popnecker - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
I love that one!

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