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Song Parodies -> "Taliban Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Taliban Woman"

Parody Written by:

LR1962

The Lyrics

Woman, I can hardly express,
my mixed emotions at that style of dress,
after all I can hardly see your head,
and woman, I will try to express
my inner feelings at your sexiness
Love that veil, now give me your address.

CHORUS
I want....you.......for wife, number eleven
I want...you...for wife, number eleven

Woman, I know you understand,
that lingerie and sexy corsets are banned
Just remember, your life is in my hands,
And woman, never dress like a tart,
Or I'll simply have to rip out your heart
Can you tell me, What colour is your hair...?

CHORUS

Woman, do you have both of your feet?
2 eyes,a nose and all of your teeth?
cause I cant see what's hidden underneath.....

CHORUS

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Overall Rating: 3.6

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