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Song Parodies -> "Rocket Bowl Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Rock and Roll Girls"

Original Performer:

John Fogerty

Parody Song Title:

"Rocket Bowl Girls"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Eh, it's Monday. Skip this one and listen to the MP3's, linked at the bottom. Or read the others.
Sometimes I drink
When I hit the bowling lane
I put down a few
The girls start looking great

I notice a face
Woman that could stop a train
Buy a few rounds
I go home with a date

Take 'em to my place
This dump that I call my home
And just for a time
She looks like someone else

Hey, she's part of my little world
Rocket Bowl Girl
Rocket Bowl girl

If I had a life
I'd have another place to go
But here I just sit
And watch the pins go down

Ladies who can bowl
Usually know Tai Kwan Do
Some look like a man
I need to fog my mind

Hey, be part of my little world
Rocket Bowl girls
Rocket Bowl girls

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Rick D - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Well I screwed up the link, but go to Mari's song "Daniel" and click there. Or to

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