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Song Parodies -> "The Bat Boy is on the Loose"

Original Song Title:

"The Old Man Down the Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Fogerty

Parody Song Title:

"The Bat Boy is on the Loose"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Recorded 5-22-2003
From a cave in West Virginia
Came the story of the year
Three foot tall and a mouthful of fangs
Evil eyes and pointed ears


You better hidey-hide
Cause he can jump and run
The paper writey-writey-writes
THE BAT BOY IS ON THE LOOSE!

He's on a rampage at the White House
Went to China, destroyed the Wall
He's been known to eat Cubans in downtown Miami
Set a fire to a mall

You better hidey-hide
Hey he can see you in the dark
The paper writey-writey writes
THE BAT BOY IS ON THE LOOSE!

SOLO

Now he's munching men in Paris
He robbed museums down in Rome
He peed in the Mexican water supply
And I'm scared to leave my home

You better hidey-hide
He might be coming for you
The paper writey-writey writes
THE BAT BOY IS ON THE LOOSE!

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Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
He's been known to eat Cubans in Miami? So it's not a total loss. Where was he in the autumn of 2000 when America needed him?
Diva - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
A Cuban in Miami is a type of sandwich. Most Floridians know this, probably a play on words.
Batman - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, but what do I have to do with anything? Why do a Batman parody and not mention me at all? I liked the parody though.

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