Song Parodies -> Black And Cayenne
| Original Song Title: | "Jack And Diane" |
| Original Performer: | John Cougar Mellencamp |
| Parody Song Title: | "Black And Cayenne" |
| Parody Written by: | Claude Prez |
Little ditty bout
Black and Cayenne
Two peppers you use when your
food is quite bland
Black is on the table;
use a whole jar
Cayenne more pungent and a
little goes far
Put em on chili dogs
though I prefer cheese
Cayenne's sittin' on the shelf
It's mostly for recipes
Blackie say: --well, nothing;
it's inanimate you see
Look through those cookbooks that is
where they will be
And then you say
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Black is put back because my
breakfast is donuts
I'll use him later; I make the
best baked beans
Well you know cayenne so
acrimonious and zippy
I only use it when I can't
taste nothin'
And then you say
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Whether in a wok
or a bowl
Whether patty melt or a
casserole
You'll want to mix in
as strong as you can
Make an omelet real soon in a
simmering pan
Little ditty bout
Black and Cayenne
Two peppers that are good to have
In the kitchen
Black and Cayenne
Two peppers you use when your
food is quite bland
Black is on the table;
use a whole jar
Cayenne more pungent and a
little goes far
Put em on chili dogs
though I prefer cheese
Cayenne's sittin' on the shelf
It's mostly for recipes
Blackie say: --well, nothing;
it's inanimate you see
Look through those cookbooks that is
where they will be
And then you say
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Black is put back because my
breakfast is donuts
I'll use him later; I make the
best baked beans
Well you know cayenne so
acrimonious and zippy
I only use it when I can't
taste nothin'
And then you say
Oh yeah, spice goes on
Just grab you a mill
And grind until you're done
Whether in a wok
or a bowl
Whether patty melt or a
casserole
You'll want to mix in
as strong as you can
Make an omelet real soon in a
simmering pan
Little ditty bout
Black and Cayenne
Two peppers that are good to have
In the kitchen
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Claude, I just love your quirky humor!
Obviously, somebody likes to eat at Applebee's. Everything there is "blackened" or "Cajun" or "Tex-Mex." Yuuuuck. Burned things are generally not good, unless I'm burning someone with a parody. Could be worse, though: "Don't eat there at Subway, Jared..."
good one.. now do a transy one...lol
Very creative! How'd you come up with this?
Give this man the damn trophy. ;:)
Thanks everyone for the comments. And LL, to answer your question, I can't remember...I just sneezed and there it was, I guess.
A yummy parody, for all readers to enjoy.
I applaud your flawless pacing, taste and rhyming prowess! This one is an improvement on the original. d;:^)
You got me to check out your older stuff. Good stuff!
Glad I found this. Wildly creative and original. (Too bad there's not a category for that.)
Cute stuff! 555
Great concept, great parody.
Very nice. Gotta say when I hear Jack and Diane, this is the one I go with.....and the fact I remember this one and not the original. Great job
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