Song Parodies -> Whitney and Bob
| Original Song Title: | "Jack and Diane" |
| Original Performer: | John Cougar Mellencamp |
| Parody Song Title: | "Whitney and Bob" |
| Parody Written by: | El DeRoblo |
Little ditty bout Whitney and Bob
Two has-been stars slummin´ up in the lowland
Whitneys´s gonna be a washed-up star
Bobby overdosed backseat of Tito´s car
Suckin´ on water bongs outside the KFC
Bobs smokin´ up diddy´s crack
He´s got his hands between his knees
Whitney say, "Hey Bob let's run off
Behind a shi**y tree
Dribble off those Bobby Brown shorts
an do what I please"
And Whitney say a
CHORUS:
Oh yeah crack goes on
Long after the gift of singin´ is gone
Oh yeah Bob moves on
Long after the fill of eatin´ is gone They smoke on
Whitney sits back injects her shots for a quick fix
Scratches her head and smokes her last green thing
Well you know Bob we oughtta run of the city
Bob says, "Baby you stank pissy ho-thing"
Whitney say a
CHORUS:
Oh yeah reef goes on
Long after the sense of smellin´ is gone
Oh yeah lice grows on
Long after the care of stinkin´ is gone
Gonna get rock
Let it boil
Let the Bobby belt come down
And sell my soul
Hold on to Whitney as long as you can
Jail's comin´ round real soon
Make us convicts again
Little ditty about Whitney and Bob
Two washed-up stars smokin´ all they can
Two has-been stars slummin´ up in the lowland
Whitneys´s gonna be a washed-up star
Bobby overdosed backseat of Tito´s car
Suckin´ on water bongs outside the KFC
Bobs smokin´ up diddy´s crack
He´s got his hands between his knees
Whitney say, "Hey Bob let's run off
Behind a shi**y tree
Dribble off those Bobby Brown shorts
an do what I please"
And Whitney say a
CHORUS:
Oh yeah crack goes on
Long after the gift of singin´ is gone
Oh yeah Bob moves on
Long after the fill of eatin´ is gone They smoke on
Whitney sits back injects her shots for a quick fix
Scratches her head and smokes her last green thing
Well you know Bob we oughtta run of the city
Bob says, "Baby you stank pissy ho-thing"
Whitney say a
CHORUS:
Oh yeah reef goes on
Long after the sense of smellin´ is gone
Oh yeah lice grows on
Long after the care of stinkin´ is gone
Gonna get rock
Let it boil
Let the Bobby belt come down
And sell my soul
Hold on to Whitney as long as you can
Jail's comin´ round real soon
Make us convicts again
Little ditty about Whitney and Bob
Two washed-up stars smokin´ all they can
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