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Song Parodies -> "Quinn and Ivy (Two Batman foes livin' in Gotham City)"

Original Song Title:

"Jack and Diane"

Original Performer:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Quinn and Ivy (Two Batman foes livin' in Gotham City)"

Parody Written by:

The Thought Police

The Lyrics

With thanks to Paul Dini, a minor God in the comic and animation business...
Little ditty 'bout Quinn and Ivy
Two Gothamite perps running loose in the city
Harley is a clown-crazy is she,
While Pamela prefers some botany...
.
Shakin' up city banks,during the autumn night
Ivy's lookin' out,Quinn safecracks
They got one chance to do this right
Harley say "Hey Ivy,gotta plan,
in case there's a fight
with the one called Batman"
(A.K.A.,the Dark Knight)
And Harley say-
.
"Oh yeah, here's my plan,
Gonna get a club,and whack the Batman!
Oh yeah, here's my plan
Gonna get a club,and whack the Batman!(once again!)"
.
Harley turns back,directs her thoughts to the safecrack
Scratches her head,and says a weird thing.
"Hey,you know Ivy,we oughta run Gotham City."
Ivy say,"Harley,you get back to crackin'!"
And Harley say-
.
"Oh yeah,that's my plan
Gonna get a club,and whack the Batman!
Oh yeah,that's my plan
Gonna get a club and whack the Batman! (once again)"
.
(musical interlude-don't forget the claps!)

Batman on the scene
Descends down
Take down Ivy real fast
Next is the clown
Wrap the two up,before they can run
Ivy and Quinn now stay at-
Arkham Asylum.
.
Little ditty 'bout Quinn and Ivy
Two Gothamite perps once loose in Batmans city.

(Kiss-kiss!)

I tossed in the "kiss-kiss" line for reasons entirely my own...

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2nz - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm... pretty good, actually. I especially liked the the plan/fight/man/knight stanza. 5-4-4
The Thought Police - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks 2nz ! I always thought there weren't enough parodies using Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn as subjects!
MrMacphisto - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice...
The Thought Police - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks,Mister Mac !

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