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Song Parodies -> "Bill & Hillary"

Original Song Title:

"Jack & Diane"

Original Performer:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Bill & Hillary"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Something shitty about Bill & Hillary,
Two american icons who live in Washington D.C.
Hillary says Bill you're such a flirt,
Keep it up and I'll leave you for Marv Albert.

Sucking on chili dog doing what she please,
Hillary that ain't no chili dog now get back on your knees.
Bill says Hillary I never slept with Lewinsky,
But let's have a threesome anyway with you Monica and me. (Singing)

Oh ya my wife is gone,
You ain't the first lady so let's get it on.
Oh ya my wife is gone,
I'm the President of the United States so it don't matter if I'm wrong.

Billy sits back and watches the cleaning ladies,
They look back at Bill so he acts all smooth.
Well hey there Mrs. why don't you put down that broom,
My wife's out giving a speech so we can go back to my room. (he says)

Oh ya my wife is gone,
We can do it anywhere cause I got a big lawn.
Oh ya my wife is gone,
I don't support it but I take hits from the bong.

I love you America I gave you my soul,
When I smoked I didn't inhale from that bowl.
I like to cheat but I messed up that plan,
Now my wife's leaving me for a woman.

Something shitty about Bill & Hillary,
Two americans with an ugly daughter Chelsea.

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 47

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