I failed my cooking assignment in home ec class
I knew there was no way I was gonna pass
Ingredients were wrong
Teacher gave me the gong
An' I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till she was flunkin' me, yeah me, screamin'

Make a Casserole
C'mon mix some more peas with the tuna, baby
Make a Casserole
So come an' take your time and bake for me

I called for help as smoke came out of the stove
Oh Dear God, she said,
And out the window I dove

I ran all the way home, so I could be alone

When I burned her classroom down
She was after me, yeah me

And now she's movin' in
Moved in with me, yeah me, screamin'

Bake a Casserole
C'mon mix the meatloaf with the noodles, baby
Bake a Casserole
So come an' take your time an' cook for me

She moved into my home, I still can't cook a bone

So she'll be movin' on
An' screamin' I got it wrong
Can't ya see, singin'

Can't make Casseroles
I put another layer in the deep dish, baby
Can't make Casseroles
So don't you waste your time, you can't teach me