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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock n Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Cannibal"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

I saw her standing' there looking young and lean,
I knew she would taste good with a side of beans
The stove was turning on, and her legs her nice and long
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was in me, yeah me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long until I ate her meat - singin'

I'm a cannibal
so pull another corpse from the freezer baby.
I'm a cannibal
The taste of human flesh is oh so sweet

She screamed as I prepared to chop up my game,
Her breasts her kind of small but it's all the same.
I just love to cook at home
Where I can hide her bones
And I have enough leftovers in baggies, baggies,
Sandwiches tomorrow and that's fine with me - singin'

I'm a cannibal
Gonna chew on your toe knuckles, baby.
I'm a cannibal
Cook you with the oven set on Three-Sixty

Make a soup bowl from your dome,
Suck the meat right off your bones,
Next I be munchin on and you're taste, tasty,
Your carcas is digesting so you're just
Poop and pee - singin'

I'm a cannibal
Brushing your butt with hot glaze, baby.
I'm a cannibal
Your arms taste just like chicken wings
I'm a cannibal
Think you need a few more minutes, baby.
I'm a cannibal
so come on take your time you're simmering
I'm a cannibal
Your skin is turning extra crispy baby.
I'm a cannibal
I'll bet you're glad you had dinner with me!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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Dominic L. - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, but a little... not funny in some parts. 545 Overall a good parody though
JJ - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You are a sick, twisted individual that should be locked up. But I loved it. 555
Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Had any good census takers lately?
Silly Willie - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Fava beans and liver anyone? Even more disturbing than the stuff I write.

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